Here in my car
Where the image breaks down
Will you visit me, please
If I open my door in cars?
—Gary Numan
BROLOGUE
Aren’t they all rogues, heroes, daddies, absconders, users, groomers, captains, dreamboats, bad news, white knights, rapscallions, scrubs, cucks, abusers, parasites, saviors, narcs, closet-cases, little brothers, older brothers, protectors, himbos, fixer-uppers, coaches, alphas, lap-dogs, friend’s husbands, friend’s boyfriends, quick fucks, wizards, weaklings, impotents, mother-haters, mother-lovers, perfect gentlemen, and ultimately —our ideal ride?
